Saturday, August 02, 2008

KUCHING FESTIVAL... BE THERE!

* Photos courtesy of Ah Ghee Ko (Empress Studio)

MEDICAL-UPMANSHIP


An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for JOB in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for JOB in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for JOB in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for JOB.'


2 comments:

IguanaKia said...

That's fresh man...nice photos.
I haven't been to any of those...i missed it.

Kong-Kay said...

you still have 2 weeks, i think...

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